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Reeder
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 Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:01 am Post subject: The Scientist |
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The Scientist:
One day a scientist is talking with God, and says, “You know we’ve become so technically advanced we’ve no longer any need for you!
God responds, “Oh really?”
The Scientist says yea, you see we’ve learned how to clone all kinds of dna and can do some really amazing things that have never been done before.
God says, “Well, lets have a small contest and see if you’ve really come to a point where I’m not needed”.
The scientist with a gleeful smirk responds, “That’s great, what kind of a contest did you have in mind”?
God replies, “nothing terribly difficult to begin with, and if you can pass this contest then we’ll move on to something more exciting. How bout we make some mud pies”?
The scientist not believing his good fortune reaching down to grab a hand-full of dirt is surprised when God says, “wait a minute”. The scientist wondering what in the world could be wrong, asks “what’s the matter?
God very causally says, “Go get your own dirt”.
have a blessed day - laughter can be a good medicine |
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Rosalind Gardner
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| Good chuckle, Reeder. Thanks! |
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Henry_Delaware
Joined: 02 Apr 2008
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Location: Delaware
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| Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:34 am Post subject: |
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I posted on an MSN forum about Penguins that flew to Argentia.
I have a woman, right this moment, thats arguing with me that Penguins dont fly.
My point was that the BBC is always very accurate. I'll give it another few minutes and then remind her its April 1st today. |
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profitclinic
Joined: 03 May 2008
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Location: Melbourne AU
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| Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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Umm... you joined on April 2.
What was that again about April Fools?
John |
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