ShoeMoney Parody Site Hilarious
I had a rip-roaring good laugh this morning that woke up the rest of the house after visiting Linda Buquet’s ‘BootMoney a ShoeMoney Rip Off - Friday Funnies‘ post and following the link to BootMoney’s site.
The whole thing is absolutely hilarious, filled with bogus domain name picking tips, a really nifty Keyword Generator and a foundation for affiliates who suffer from ‘BMS’ (Bad-Marketing Syndrome) which apparently is very similar (but not related to) PMS.
But I am most impressed by his car.
Let’s hope that if and when he starts giving training seminars for affiliates that he’ll take everyone outside and let everyone bask in its beauty. Better yet, he should offer a contest and give the winner a ride! 
Oh boy! I might have to sign up for THAT one!
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How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind — and you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot.
But you can’t !
- While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the Floor and make clockwise circles with it.
- Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction to counter-clockwise like your hand !
I told you so… and there is nothing you can do about it.
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FREE* Posters Help Shelter and Feed War Refugees
Have you ever wished you could change the world in such a phenomenal way that you’d be remembered for your significant contribution? With the horrors in Iraq, the genocide in Africa, and the world’s troops struggling to restore order so they can just get back home to their loved ones, some friends of mine decided to do something exceptional.
I was so impressed with their vision that I immediately joined their worldwide campaign, and I think you will too!
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Peek at My Office
Joel Comm and Shawn Collins recently gave their readers a peek at their home offices via online video. Although I never could get Joel’s to load, Shawn’s beer fridge was pretty impressive.
Anyway, I thought I’d give you a peek at where I do my best work.
OK, I may have to go a little farther to get to the beer fridge, but the view is mighty impressive and there are no “please promote my product” phone calls to answer.
Think I’m kidding? Just try it. Grab a waterproof pen and notebook (of the paper variety) then hit the tub. You’ll be amazed at how many good ideas you come up with when you’re relaxed and happy.
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Food for Thought
Now here’s some great incentive to keep working hard on your affiliate business and retire as soon as possible!
| Age of Retirement | Average Age At Death |
| 49.9 | 86 |
| 51.2 | 85.3 |
| 52.5 | 84.6 |
| 53.8 | 83.9 |
| 55.1 | 83.2 |
| 56.4 | 82.5 |
| 57.2 | 81.4 |
| 58.3 | 80 |
| 59.2 | 78.5 |
| 60.1 | 76.8 |
| 61 | 74.5 |
| 62.1 | 71.8 |
| 63.1 | 69.3 |
| 64.1 | 67.9 |
| 65.2 |
66.8 |
Extracted from Sing Lin’s “Optimum Strategies for Creativity and Longevity“.
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Leavin’ on a Jet Plane
Hurray! Ed and I are just about to leave the house for a long-awaited trip to Malaysia and Vietnam.
Adventure right along with us over at Roamsters.com… and never fear - there will still be lots of affiliate marketing news and tips on NPT, even while I’m building sand castles on the beach in Borneo. AMAZING how that works.
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Hiring a Translator
While at Affiliate Summit, I was discussing the increasing importance of having your site translated into various languages.
On looking around, I’ve decided NOT to hire the following translator.
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Happy Valentine’s Day
I just wanted to say “Happy Valentine’s Day” to all the wonderful NPT subscribers and visitors.
You folks are simply the BEST and the reason I love doing what I’m doing! I appreciate your comments, questions and suggestions each and every day. By sharing, you help me help you.
Thank you SO much and have Happy Valentine’s Day! Love on you all!
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Airport Security Killed My VAIO!
Man, was I choked when I realized that the airport security staff at Toronto International airport broke my Sony VAIO laptop when we were returning home after Christmas. Here’s what happened…
At the xray, I’d placed my winter coat and purse into one tray and my laptop in another. When I remembered that I would also have to put my suit jacket through the xray there were no more trays available, so I placed the jacket under the laptop.
BIG mistake! Read more
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I Took a Break Today
After I wrote one newsletter, queued up 5 blog posts, wrote more specifications for the developers of my software project, consulted with a partner on an ongoing project via Google talk, consulted with another partner about a planned project via email , read through dozens of email, processed the day’s checks and did some affiliate marketing research - when the snow started coming down in HUGE “Toronto-type” flakes this afternoon, I just HAD to take a break and build this snowman.
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